The Walking Dead + AHS + Breaking Bad
randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake
"are you a good kisser"
what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
WOO YEA WESELTON MORE LIKE WESELTURNT
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort
especially if it’s a kiss
We all know that feeling, vending machine
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that