The Walking Dead + AHS + Breaking Bad
having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die
what are snails even trying to do
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
if you’re gonna shit on people for using fictional characters to motivate themselves well first of all what the fuck is your problem
chameleons have such cute hands
look they’re like little mittens
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.
Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.